Fun Things to Do in an Elevator!!!

  1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
  2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
  3. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
  4. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside yell: "Got enough air in there?"
  5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
  6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
  7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
  8. One word: Flatulence!
  9. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
  10. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
  11. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
  12. Meow occassionally.
  13. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
  14. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
  15. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
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    Last updated 14 February, 1997