Fake Names

I dug this out because of a scene from the t.v. show Friends. The character Joey was searching for a stage name for his career as an actor. Chandler, his friend and a perpetual smart-ass, initially suggests "Joe Stalin". Since Joey is a rather simple sort he doesn't get the joke and later frets that, astonishingly enough, the name has been taken!

The trailer of the show has Joey auditioning for a part using the name Holden McGroin. Apparently, Chandler has been at it again!


Here, then, is a list of other fake names that Chandler could use to torment Joey for years to come.


N.M.E Agent, Carson Busses, Earl E. Byrd, Patty Cakes, Derri Anne Connecticut, Moe Dess, Leda Doggslife, Dan Druff, Al Fresco, Ido Hoe, Howie Kisses, Len Lease, Phil Meup, Ira Pent, Ben D. Rules, Ave Sectomy, Gary Shattire, Bobbi Soks, Sheila Takya, Rose Tattoo, Moe Tell, Les Toil, Lionel Train, N.V. Ubble, Mayflower van Lines, Chad A. While, Larry Yet Ann Arbor, Ted D. Baer, Etta Burger, Doris Closed, Bard Dahl, Barry Dellive, Robin Droppings, Io Ewe, May Flye, Alma Gedon, Hy Marks, Holly Hox, Chris Kraft, Ellis I. Land, Penny Loafer, Dell Monte, Baxter Nature, Agatha L. Outtahere, Bunny Pellits, Cheri Pitts, Forrest Ranger, Ron Rico, Cole Shute, Gracie Spoon, May Zola Penny Ante, Ray Beeze, Barbara Blacksheep, Petey Bowt, Warner Brothers, Mel N. Colic, Petey Cue, B.V. Dease, Benny Fitt, Bette R. Haff, Desi Krashum, Gill D. Lily, Cole Mines, Phil R. Monik, L.O. Quency, Connel Radd, Ben D. Rules, Cleon Sheets, Renata Tampaks, Justin Thyme, Matt Tress, Vic Trola, Al Truist, Aaron Tyres, U.N. Wattarmey, Abe L.N. Willing, Jerry Atrick, Hy Ball, Jill E. Bean, Kitty Car, Phil Coe, Stella Constellation, Lee Derhosen, Stan Dupp, Hammond Ecks, Fanny Farmer, Golda Fish, Shirley U. Geste, Lou Gubrious, Beverly Hills, Castor Hoyle, Bella Katt, Al Lergy, Ida Lowers, Pete Moss, Rhoda Mule, Missy Perriad, Carolina Rice, Anna Septic, Cass Tigate, Val Voline, Helen Wheels, Garrison Belt, Bill Board, Aaron Buoy, Rosa Crucion, Cooke Crumbles, Billie Club, Horace Collar, Hal C. N. Days, Brian E. Diepe, Ben Z. Dreene, May K. Fist, Ali Cator, Philippa Hole, Dixie Kupp, Mark Kards, Daryl Lickt, Taylor Maid, Willy Maiket, Perry Mecium, Roger Overndoute, Sam Pellcase, Everet Reddy, Rod N. Reel, Frank N. Sense, Will U. Shudup, Eric Shun, Buddy System, Bert Toast, Hal O. Tosis, Milton Yermouth Perry Anthrust, Cora Napple, May Balleen, Frank N. Beans, Terry Cloth, Georgia Cracker, Moe Dess, Dinah Floe, Della Gate, Anna Grahm, B.B. Gunn, Anya Honor, Jacquelyn Hyde, Simon Ize, Eddy Kitt, Mandy Lifeboats, Gerta Loins, Lee Mealone, Marsha Mellow, Johnny Mop, Maida Pass, Allen Rench, Sharon Sharalike, Perry Stalsis, Ty Tannic, Tinka Toy, Matt Tress, Val Vita, Lotta Zitts, Claire D. Aisle, Barry Berry, Mort R. Board, Lance Boyle, Al O. Bye, Curtiss E. Card, Clara Cill, Idy Clair, Meyer Z. Dhoates, Doe C. Dhoates, Lillian C. D'Ivy, Bud Erdbuns, Chester Fields, Justin Huff, Levi Jaquet, Zelda Karr, Phil Landerer, Bo Linball, Kenny Maikett, Maud O'Lynn, Cliff Pallet, Stu Pendous, George Washington Sleptier, Nick O. Teen, Al Toesaks, Mack Truck, Meg O. Tunn, Neal N. Void, Marcus Absent, Joan Adog, Claire D. Ayre, Rhonda Campfire, Hose Cannusey, Anne Cestraloam, Flo Dallone, Alfredo D. Darke, Juan Morefore DeRhode, Marco DeStinkshun, Eva Destruction, Alf Fannomega, Juan Formababy, Grace B. Formeels, Pat O. Gonia, Donna History, M.N. Intman, Pilar Knickersoff, Cole LaDrinque, Viva LaFrance, Alma Life, Bessie May Mucho, Lawrence Nightengail, Theopholos Punnoval, Phil Addio, Honor Back, Claude Balls, Gay Barr, Seymor Butts, I.P. Daily, Ima Dork, Ben Dover, Olga Fokyrcelf, Ben Gay, Ava Gina, Peter Guzzinia, Anita Hahnjob, Warren C. Hardon, Jack Hoff, Buster Hymen, Lotta Krap, Anna Lingus, Connie Lingus, Harry P. Ness, Randy Peters, Harrry Quim, Joy Ragg, Hugh G. Rection, Red Ruffensor, Hugh Suck, Chastity Suks, Dick Tease, Janet Uppissass, Woody Wannamaker, Dick Wipe, Better Yeras

First initials only: G. Purscreepers, O. Very, Q. Gardens, A. Train, U. Nesco, D. Rail, I. Rulmi, B. Keeney, W. Pleasure, W. Funn, T. Totler, P. Ode, E. van Nods, X. Aust, B. Toff, C. E. Lann, Z. Roe, S. Enchal, C. Mann, Y. Knot, X. Pert, C. Andski, B. Wildered, A. Cisco, A. Pancho, B. Ginnersluck, D. Frost, B. Hind, D. Cease, D. Cyst, E. Valdeeds, A. Lass, I. Dolatry, D. Duest, E. Gerlipz, E. Leventhower, M. Reldail, X. Presstrain, L. Bent, E. Titraw, U. Mennature, I. Yoda, I. Hopes, J. Lerr, D. Kup, Y. Bother, B. Elty, R. Cain, D. Formed, B. Girl, O. Clahoma, E. Nuff, P. Quad, A. Orta, X. Rey, Z. Pitts, T. Schirt, A. Nuss, E. Quator, A. Winner, D. Troit, E. Zelay, B. Ware, T. Bone, I. Dedd, N. Emma, C.X. Lencey, A. Moral, C. Gull, P. Koates, L. Lowe, P. Ness, A. Okey, D. Wurst, U. Trau, G. Whiss, N. Doverend, C. Bass, S. Cape, O. Fay, D. Pleat, G. Sass, A. Null, D. Soto, P. Pole, D. Toxin, I. Wash, N. Tropy, T. Fertue, P. Brain, U. Boat, K. Neincorr, T. Square, E. Sophogus, D. Bate, B. Sanbirds, X. Benedict, R. Sonn, K. Passo, V. Neck, T. Leaves, C. Senor, C. Spotrunn, G. Willikers, X. Zema, O. Tannenbaum, N. Sanity, F. Stopp, X. Sitt, C. Klamp, U. Bolt, I. Beam, D. Tease, I. Dentity, B. Hive, O. Valtine, I. Rate, E. Late, K. Ration, B. Delumbum, M. Plode, X. Plode, R. D'Vark, A. Kingvoid, B. Yondapale, D. Day, N. Vinceable, D. Gustibus, C. Sonspass, D. Manrun, E. Velli, D. Billatating, N. Fant, S. Caypartis, E. Ternallov, D. Voutehope, E. Claire, V. Savvy, B. Aman, T. Doff, B. Bites, L. Efant, A. Cappella, F. Fervessant, J. Hawker, E. Leet, D. Minus, B. Gatt, P. King, A. Hole, O. Leo, G. Mann, S. Oteria, E. Rupt, I. Pana, G. String, Q. Tipp, C. Yousoon, M. Ulate, E. Zeoff, C. Chanty, O. Fudge, A. Baum, A. Dobie, P. Cann, F. Fort, D. Gennerett, P. Knutt, G. Raff, A. Pendex, C. Sick, C. Note, K. Ryst, Q. Pidd, C. Shell, R. Towne, E. Zeeout, N. D'Vennaira, T. Byrd, N. Chovey, O. Full, O. Kay, D. Licious, T. Kettle, U. Needa, J. Walker, I. Dunno, T. Bagg, R. Chury, A. Frame, A. Delweiss, Z. Bra, B. Chermeat, U. Betcheras, Q. Ball, R. Snick, P. Sanques, U. Turn, C. Breese, B. Stoveburden

Original Source "1964 Kaleidoscope" a 1974 National Lampoon parody of a High School yearbook



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